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有一天晚上,一个女生自己走路回家.一个女鬼想吓她,便说:"你看!我没有头!"女生看了一眼,不理她.女鬼又继续说:"你看!我没有手!"女生看了一眼,还是不理她.女鬼又继续说:"你看!我没有脚!"女生终于说:"我比你掺啦!!我没有胸啊!!"


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Ah Mei : Ah Beng said I am pretty, Ah Kao said I am ugly,what do you think?
Ah Seng : I think you are a bit of both,pretty ugly.


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"Hey mom,can I have 10 ringgit?"asked Xiao Ming.
"No."answered his mom.
"Well,if you do,"he went on."I'll tell you what daddy said to the maid yesterday when you were out shopping."
His mom then gave him 10 ringgit immediately and asked,"So,what did he said?"
"He said,'Susie,make sure you iron my clothes tomorrow."


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